Product Review
The Kit Bag Club
Retail
outlets across the globe have some form of customer loyalty card of another;
and the Kit Bag is no exception to the rule, but why should you join?
It doesn’t
matter whether you’re a hunter, fisherman, survivalist, or even a zombie
apocalypse prepper; you love the sorts of stuff the Kit Bag sell. You may tell
your wife that you’re just popping in to have a quick browse, but if she’s
still sitting in the car when you come out two hours later then you’re in a
world of hurt!
Let’s face
it, you walk in and could spend hours looking at the wide variety of stock that
is on the shelves. We love this shit, and we know we do, that’s why you need to
join the Kit Bag Club.
Y’see, even
a discount of only 10% is the same of getting something for free; if you buy
five items and use your discount then, Holy-Smoking-Jesus-on-a-Stick, you can
afford to buy a sixth item. Your dumb-ass buddy next door who said “They’re
just trying to keep a track of your spending…put you on file! They’re like the
FBI! It’s a conspiracy to make you spend more money!” however CANNOT afford
that sixth item because he paid full price! Well done Barry…you dumb-ass!
So what do
you get for your $20 to become a life-time valued shopper? (See? Looks better
already doesn’t it Barry?) This is what you get:
- Receive 10% discount on all purchases forever!
- Receive your personal VIP card.
- Gain access to KitBag Club unique products only available to Club members.
- Be able to provide your input into KitBag product developments.
- Be informed of the latest products, launches and events.
- Be able to purchase new products prior to product launch.
- Receive monthly newsletter e-mailed with specials just for you.
- Receive countless discounted products available through www.kitbag.com.au
…and I
quote! That’s straight off their website, no apologies for plagiarism there at
all. Not only do you get all of that, if you’re in the area and are able to pop
into the showroom, the guys down there are very friendly and are quite happy to
have a yarn.
Being ex-servicemen they can also help you square away your kit;
whether it’s finding the best webbing layout for you, or recommending a better
piece of kit for whatever it is you’re into.
Oh! And
by-the-way; I don’t work for the Kit Bag store, I don’t receive any additional
discount for these reviews, and I’m not getting paid to blow smoke up their
arses! (Unless you want to guys…guys?....hello?)
In all
seriousness though; it’s a top place to shop (online or in-store), the guys
know their stuff, and the kit is all top quality. (Oh! And I don’t really have
a neighbour named Barry!)
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